Chief Margarita Officer (CMO)
Ensures all margaritas are mixed to perfection and delivered with a tiny umbrella.
Senior Gummy Procurement Specialist (SGPS)
Sources only the finest quality gummies for piña coladas and beach aesthetics.
George Prevention Officer (GPO)
Specializes in keeping George away from the prime relaxation zones. Duties include creating strategic diversions, enforcing "No George" zones, and diplomatically redirecting George to less critical areas of the beach.
Director of Flip-Flop Operations (DFFO)
Manages inventory and ensures no one ever loses a flip-flop.
Vice President of Sunset Appreciation (VPSA)
Ensures every sunset is enjoyed with a drink in hand.
Vice President of Beach Tunes (VPBT)
Curates the ultimate beach playlist, ensuring vibes remain immaculate.
Chief Trash Removal Officer
Expert in locating rogue bottle caps and ensuring all trash is properly sorted and disposed.
Intern
Primary duties include laughing at bad jokes, perfecting the art of umbrella-drink garnishing, and learning advanced lounging techniques from the pros.